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brave-fart:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer:That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer:I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but-
Lawyer:I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes.
Laywer:Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

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newtypezaku:

STAB HIM IN THE FUCKING NECK USAGI

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